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Teacher : "How come you don't comb your hair.?
Rohan : "No Comb, Sir."
Teacher : Use your dad's then"
Rohan : "No hair, Sir."
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Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what happened in the past.
Student : Please teacher, I don't think. I want to study history.
Teacher : Why?
Student : There is no future in it.
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Teacher : "Where were you born?"
Student : "Italy, Sir".
Teacher : "Which Part?"
Student : "All of me, Sir."
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Little Johnny raises his hand and says,"Teacher do farts have lumps?"
The teacher says, "no why?"
Johny says, "Then I definitely Shit my pants!"
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