Friday, May 15, 2009
In an Interview, Interviewer : How does an electric motor runs.
Sardar : Dhuuuuurrrrrr...
Interviewer shouts : Stop it.
Sardar : Dhuuurrrrr dhup dhup dhup..
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Tourist : Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar : An old king's skeleton.
Tourist : Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar : That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
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Boss : Where were you born?
Sardar : India..
Boss : which part?
Sardar : What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.
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2 Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have one more.
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Sardar : What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T'
Sardar : Oh, what a strange car, start with 'Tea' all cars that I know starts with petrol.
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer, Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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Museum Administrator : That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar : Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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