Friday, May 15, 2009
Munna Bhai : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
Mamu : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
Munna Bhai : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
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PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke barey mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap.Maa Kasam. Par Apun ko yeh nahin malum ke yeh Jayanti koon hai.
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nahin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nahin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aaya hai tereko dhund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, Kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nahin bolega.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nahin bolega, par tum to bol sakte ho na.
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MAMU : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya??
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada.
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apney bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chuupa do na please.
MUNNA BHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, woh apnay chain pehchan lega.
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MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bole toh simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi, Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time
200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI : Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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Mamu : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
Munna Bhai : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
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PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke barey mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap.Maa Kasam. Par Apun ko yeh nahin malum ke yeh Jayanti koon hai.
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nahin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nahin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aaya hai tereko dhund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, Kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nahin bolega.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nahin bolega, par tum to bol sakte ho na.
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MAMU : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya??
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada.
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apney bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chuupa do na please.
MUNNA BHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, woh apnay chain pehchan lega.
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MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bole toh simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi, Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time
200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI : Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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Labels: Munna Bhai Jokes
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