Friday, May 15, 2009
Pehla Gadha : Yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hoo, vo mujhe bahut marta hai.
Dosra Gadha : Tu ghar hor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.
Pehla Gadha : Kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut khoobsurat ladki hai, vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki, Teri Shadi Kisi Gadhe Se Kar Dunga. Bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hoo.
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Sahin's son and wife were talking.
Sachin's Son : Mummy Mummy!! Dekho papa six pe six maar rahe hai.
Sachin's Wife : Beta theek se dekho, Advertisement hoga.
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Boy to girl in a dance party "Kya tum mere saath dance karogi?"
Girl reply : "Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti"
Boy : Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pragnent ho.
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Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maa ne use 3-4 thappad lagaye.
Gabbar's father : Kya baat ho gayi?
Gabbar's mother : Kambakht paida hote hi puch raha tha.
KITNE AADMI THE...
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Labels: Hindi Jokes
