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Ek Ladies apne Husband se : Mein tumhari zindagi ki kitab hoon
Husband : Yahi to afsos hai
Calender hoti to har saal change to kar leta.!!
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Wife : Tumko bus me sabne kyon pita ?
Husband : Bus me meri photo niche gir gayi aur ek aurat ki sadi ke niche ja giri to mene aurat ko kaha
"Behen ji sadi unchi kariye phoo lena hai."
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Wife : Kal raat tum mujhey neend mein galian kyn de rahey thai?
Husband : tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.
Wife : kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband : yehi ki mein neend mein tha.
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A husband and wife are watching "Who wants to be a Millionaire," and husband winks and says,"Honey, let's go upstairs"
The wife says no, so the husband asks again. Again she says no.
So the husband says, "Is that your final answer? The wife says yes.
The husband says, "Well, can I phone a friend?"
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