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ghar se bahaar woh naqaab mai nikli,
sari gali unki firak mai nikli ,
inqaar karte the woh hamari mahabbat pe,
aur hamari hi taswir unke kitaab se nikli...
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Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho Your file not found!!
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Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gift.
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
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Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down.

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Tumhara intezaar karte karte, main so geya
Yeh dekho mere connection time out ho gaya..
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Tum jabse meri zindagi mein aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na aab kuch, na postman, na e-mail..
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Tum aa gayeye ho; Noor aa gaya hai
Tum aa gaye ho; Noor aa gaya hai
chale teeno picture chalen..
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Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chahaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye..
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Accha hua ke tum bewafa nikle
Accha hua ke tum bewafa nikle..
Saale wafadaar to kutthe hote hain..
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humne pyaar kiya bade josh ke saath
humne pyaar kiya bade josh ke saath
par ab pyaar karange badi soch ke saath
kyunki kal unhe dekha kisi aur ke saath.. ______________________________________________________________________________
Before Marriage:
Taqdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Tajmahal banana chahata hoon
Lekin Mumtaz nahi milti
After Marriage:
Taqdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Tajmahal banana chahata hoon
Lekin Mumtaz nahi marti..
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Zaalim tujhse tho yeh cigarette acchi hai
Zaalim tujhse tho yeh cigarette acchi hai
Dil ko jalaathi hai par hothon se lagi rahthi hai.....
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Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
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Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai..
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At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other..
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Dil kisi ek ko do, or kisi nek ko do,
yeh koi Mandir ka prashad nahi hai jo sabhi ko do.
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Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko...
Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko..
Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko..
aab aag bhi toh bol...

Nuclear Power ka zamaana hai, Bomb se udaa do saale ko!!
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