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I asked my dad where the children come from, he said people download them from the internet!!
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The computer says I need to upgrade my brain to be compatible with its new software.
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Person 1: Sir! In my Computer, I am getting Runtime Error 6, when I try to open a program.
Person 2: Oh, This Error! Runtime Error 6 means, " You cannot run the program after evening 6o'clock. If you run, you will get this error message. So, run your program before 6o'clock.
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Santa once wanted to transfer some files from one PC to another PC. He followed the following steps :
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.
4) Right Clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.
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Girls are like internet virus!
They enter your life,
Scan your pockets,
Transfer your money,
Edit your mind,
Download their problems and
Delete your smile.

So Please download the software SayNoGirls.exe to save your life otherwise the hard disk of your heart may crash.
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Email IDs

Sehwag : consistently@out_of_form.com
Greg Chappell : only_experiment@noresult.com
Kumble : only@test_match.com
Sachin : admitted@hospital.com
Laxman : available@home-only.com
Harbhajan Singh : no_spinpitch@nowicket.com
Suresh Raina : why_i_am_there@god_knows.com
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