Friday, May 15, 2009
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously.
Finally, Santa consoles him : Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
_____________________________________________________________________________ Santa mujra dekhne gaya, Sari raat mujra dekta raha.
Bai : Saheb humne aap ko khush kiya, Ab aap hamein khush karo,
Toh Banta utha aur khud nachne laga.
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Santa phoned his wife : I am not coming home. The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
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Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa : 2KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman : Now, which direction?
Santa : Downwards!
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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro Station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48hrs on escalators.
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How did Santa tried to kill a bird?
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
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Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta : Who was just behind him in the line said : I've seen your password. It is ****.
Santa : You are Wrong. It is 1890.
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Santa asked Banta : Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta : Very Simple, because he is PM not AM.
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Teacher : What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu : A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman : Good Evening, how do u do?
Santa : Good Evening, we open the zip and do!
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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.
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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.
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Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa : Hey, look out for the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out and says "Yes-No, Yes-No,Yes-No"
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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.
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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.
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Finally, Santa consoles him : Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
_____________________________________________________________________________ Santa mujra dekhne gaya, Sari raat mujra dekta raha.
Bai : Saheb humne aap ko khush kiya, Ab aap hamein khush karo,
Toh Banta utha aur khud nachne laga.
_____________________________________________________________________________
Santa phoned his wife : I am not coming home. The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
_____________________________________________________________________________
Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa : 2KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman : Now, which direction?
Santa : Downwards!
_____________________________________________________________________________
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro Station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48hrs on escalators.
_____________________________________________________________________________
How did Santa tried to kill a bird?
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
_____________________________________________________________________________
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta : Who was just behind him in the line said : I've seen your password. It is ****.
Santa : You are Wrong. It is 1890.
_____________________________________________________________________________
Santa asked Banta : Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta : Very Simple, because he is PM not AM.
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Teacher : What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu : A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
_____________________________________________________________________________
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
_____________________________________________________________________________
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman : Good Evening, how do u do?
Santa : Good Evening, we open the zip and do!
_____________________________________________________________________________
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.
_____________________________________________________________________________
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.
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Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa : Hey, look out for the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out and says "Yes-No, Yes-No,Yes-No"
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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.
_____________________________________________________________________________
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.
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Labels: Santa Banta Jokes
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