Friday, May 15, 2009
- Both of you three, get out of the class.
- I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
- Once you see the water boiling make sure that it is hot.
- Open the window, let the atmosphere come.
- I'll take your surprise test on Monday.
- pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin.
- Why is fan not oning.
- sshhh...quiet...the princiPAUL is revolving around the college.
- It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
- Where there's a WILL, there are five hundred relatives.
- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
- Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.
- I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
- Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance.?
- Who said nothing is impossible, I have been doing nothing from many years.
- Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
- Girl stops thinking of future when she is married, boy starts thinking of future after he is married.
- When life hands you lemons,Throw them back and tell life to make ITS OWN LEMONADE!!
- I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down.
- A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done
- Do u believe in love at first sight or should i walk again.
- I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
- The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more.
- When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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